Total Medals Earned: 109 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,390 Points
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/350 points)
Enter the museum
Check out Shoot Trip Die
Check out Shogun Triad Deathninja
Check out Dead Estate
Check out Gimmiko
watch "how to draw spoge bob" on YouTube
Check out Picayune Dreams
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 12/34 (60/405 points)
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
Complete the third level
Complete the fourth level
Complete the fifth level
Complete the sixth level
Complete the eighth level
Complete the ninth level
Die to blood
Die to a saw
Die to a cannon
Die 10 times
Complete the seventh level
Complete the tenth level
Complete the eleventh level
Complete the twelfth level
Complete the thirteenth level
Complete the fourteenth level
Complete the fifteenth level
Complete the sixteenth level
Complete the seventeenth level
Complete the eighteenth level
Complete the nineteenth level
Complete the twentieth level
Complete the twenty first level
Complete the twenty second level
Complete the twenty third level
Complete the final level
Beat a previously set time
Die 25 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Complete all levels
Unlock all medals
Medals Earned: 8/9 (40/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
ew..
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos